Q: What is the secret to making a perfect ottoman?

A: It's all about the proportions, baby! You see, the key is to make it just so... not too big, not too small. Like Goldilocks, but, you know, without the whole "and I'm a bear" thing.

Q: Can I use my toaster to make a decent chair?

A: Oh, please, for the love of all that is holy, do not do that. You might as well try to use a toaster to hold up a skyscraper. Just, no. Instead, go with a nice, sturdy chair. Like, the kind with the comfy cushions and the sturdy legs.

Q: Is it true that you're the best furniture arranger in all the land?

A: Well, let's just say I'm the best in this here neighborhood. And by "best," I mean I can arrange a few pieces of furniture into a sort-of-functional space without too many people complaining. But hey, if you want the best, I'm your gal!