A: It's all about the proportions, baby! You see, the key is to make it just so... not too big, not too small. Like Goldilocks, but, you know, without the whole "and I'm a bear" thing.
A: Oh, please, for the love of all that is holy, do not do that. You might as well try to use a toaster to hold up a skyscraper. Just, no. Instead, go with a nice, sturdy chair. Like, the kind with the comfy cushions and the sturdy legs.
A: Well, let's just say I'm the best in this here neighborhood. And by "best," I mean I can arrange a few pieces of furniture into a sort-of-functional space without too many people complaining. But hey, if you want the best, I'm your gal!