Welcome to The Ecotopian Club, where we're redefining the art of furniture arranging. Because who needs boring, cookie-cutter design when you can have... more cookie-cutter design?
It started with a simple idea: what if we arranged furniture in a 3x3 grid? Sounds crazy, we know. But trust us, it's life-changing. Our members have spent countless hours perfecting the 3x3, and the results are nothing short of astonishing.
Ever find yourself stuck on the couch, unable to move due to an unfortunate combination of laziness and a really comfy sofa? We feel you. That's why we're introducing the Sofa-Surfer's Dilemma, a special program to help you navigate the treacherous landscape of furniture and inertia.