The Sofa 3 is a behemoth of comfort, designed to swallow an entire room and then some. With a sturdy frame made of 100% recycled cardboard and a cushioned seat that's 50% polyester, 25% cotton, and 25% regret, this sofa is a statement piece.
Dimensions: 120 inches wide, 80 inches deep, and 40 inches tall. Weighs 400 pounds when empty, and 600 pounds when full. Don't ask.
Materials: Cardboard, polyester, cotton, regret.
Priced to move: $5000.
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