The Trampoline with Cup Holders but with a Ridiculously Complex Design

This is a trampoline that defies gravity, with cup holders that defy logic. It's like someone took a trampoline and said, "You know what would make this better? More parts." And then they did.

The design is so complex, it's like trying to fold a piece of paper in half while blindfolded. But in the best possible way, like a beautiful, confusing mess.

Features include:

• Eighty-five different types of cup holders, each with its own unique design and function.
• A built-in snack bar with a mini-fridge, because who needs a normal snack bar, anyway?
• A trampoline-attached, self-sustaining ecosystem, complete with its own miniature weather system and air purification system.

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