The Great Room Schematics

				
					// Import the standard library of architectural despair
					import math.pi
					import random
					import disappointment

					// Function to generate the perfect room layout
					def great_room_layout(n):
						if n == 1:
							return "A single, sad chair in the corner"
						elif n > 1:
							return "A sprawling mess of furniture and existential dread"