Q: Will it make a mess?
A: Nope! Our levitating lamps have built-in vacuum systems. It's like having a personal butler, but without the judgmental looks.
Q: How do I make it levitate?
A: You don't. The levitation technology is built-in. You just have to turn it on. Like, literally turn it on. Like, with the switch. It's not rocket science.
Q: Can I use it as a scooter?
A: Oh, you want to be a cool kid? Fine. We've got a special Scootering Manual for that. But don't come crying to us when you crash.
Or, if you're not feeling adventurous, you can always stick to the original intention of having a lamp that levitates.
Advanced Levitation Techniques