What Happens to Your Feline Overlords When You Levitate the Lamp?

Our Feline Research Team

Dr. Emily Purrington, Head of Feline Levitation Studies: "When levitating a lamp, it's crucial to consider the impact on your feline overlord's spatial awareness."

Dr. Purrington's team has conducted extensive research on this very topic, and we're happy to share their findings with you.

• What happens to the cat's paws?
• What happens to the cat's tail?
• What happens to the cat's mind?
• What happens to the cat's body?

Side Effects:

Our research indicates that levitating a lamp may cause:

• Feline Spatial Disorientation: Your cat may become lost in the space-time continuum.
• Feline Temporal Displacement: Your cat may find itself in a parallel universe.
• Feline Cerebral Overload: Your cat may experience a surge of existential dread.
• Feline Physical Dissonance: Your cat may start to glow.

Disclaimer:

We are not responsible for any damage or trauma caused by levitating a lamp near your feline overlord. Use at your own risk.