Welcome to Betty Brilliant's Furniture Arranging Co. where we're pushing the boundaries of physics and your living room!
Our Gravitational Wave Generator is a revolutionary piece of furniture that creates localized gravitational fields, allowing you to defy the laws of physics with style.
Imagine it: a couch that floats in mid-air, a table that hovers above the floor, or a coffee table that warps the fabric of space-time. It's all possible with our patented Gravitational Wave Technology (TM).
Learn more about the warping effects of our product on local gravity
Don't just live with furniture, live above it.