Behold, the Table That Shrinks! This table defies the fundamental laws of physics and mathematics, shrinking down to a tiny fraction of its original size whenever you look away.
Or, you know, whenever the designer gets tired of it.
Features:
- Compact design for maximum storage space
- Perfect for tiny spaces, because who needs elbow room, anyway?
- Tabletop made from the finest shrink-ray-resistant materials
Dimensions: 2x2 feet, but it feels like 6 inches square
Price: Negotiable. Seriously, we're just trying to make rent
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