A table so bold, it's like it's stuck in a time loop and keeps reappearing in the same spot, over and over.
Dimensions: 5x5, 4 legs, 2 seats, 3 chairs, 5 cups, and a mysterious aura
Legend has it that if you place a small, intricately carved, golden key under the middle seat, the table will transport you to a parallel universe where the laws of physics are just a distant memory.
Warning: do not attempt to use this table for actual furniture arranging. The laws of physics may be broken, but the laws of sanity are still very much in effect.