Dear fellow furniture arrangers, we must break free from the shackles of convention! The traditional notions of "right" and "wrong" when it comes to furniture placement are nothing but arbitrary constraints. Think outside the box, or in this case, outside the living room!
For too long, we've been bound by the tyranny of "furniture as furniture." It's time to subvert this oppressive regime and unleash the true potential of our living spaces. Who says a couch can't be placed in the kitchen? Who says a desk can't be hung from the ceiling?
Join me, Betty Brilliant, as we embark on this daring journey to challenge the status quo. Together, we'll create spaces that defy gravity, defy logic, and make our friends and family question our sanity.
Manifesto-02-01: The Art of Sinking Furniture
Manifesto-02-02: The Physics of Unfettered Furniture Placement