SoFaPocalypse: The Great Sofa Arrangement

As the world succumbs to a mysterious force that causes all furniture to levitate and float away, our intrepid hero, Betty Brilliant, must navigate the treacherous landscape of wobbling couches and chairs to save the planet from certain... SofaMageddon.

Plotting the SoFas

Chapter 1: The Floating Frenzy

As the sofas began to rise, the citizens of the world were left to scramble for cover. Some hid under beds, while others sought shelter in the trees. But not Betty. She knew just what to do.

She gathered her trusty SofaHacks 5000, a device rumored to be able to predict and counter the unpredictable movement of the furniture.

Chapter 2: The Sofa Savant

The SoFaPocalypse Prophecy

According to legend, a secret society of furniture experts has long predicted this very moment. They knew that one day, a hero would arise to save the world from the SofaPocalypse.

Little did they know that hero would be Betty Brilliant herself.

Chapter 3: The SoFaPocalypse Solution

The Betty Brilliant Method

Using her expertise and the power of the SofaHacks 5000, Betty Brilliant devised a plan to save the world from SofaMageddon.

The key to success lay in the art of SofaArrangement. By carefully positioning the sofas, chairs, and tables in harmony with the natural flow of the planet's rotation, she could counteract the force that was driving the furniture into orbit.