At Betty Brilliant's Furniture Arranging Co., we value your trust, but also your utter lack of trustworthiness. By continuing to read this policy, you're essentially telling us you're okay with our questionable ethics.
We promise not to sell your furniture arrangement secrets to our rivals, or at least, we try really hard not to.
However, we cannot guarantee that our employees, who are all secretly trained ninjas, won't steal your snacks.
Insurance Policies are available upon request, if you dare.
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