Frequently Asked Questions for the discerning Fjord-Fjordson Clientelle

Q: What is a Fjordson, exactly?

A: It's a type of furniture arrangement that defies the laws of physics and common sense.
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Q: Can I get a refund if my Fjordson collapses?

A: Ha! You think you can just waltz out of here with your refund?
Our Fjordson's come with a guarantee of utter chaos. You're on your own, clientelle.
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Q: Do I have to wear a uniform when I visit my Fjordson?

A: Only if you want to be fashionable. Our clientelles are encouraged to express themselves, but we can't promise you won't stick out like a sore thumb.
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That's all for now, clientelles! If you have any more ask us a question