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Secret Garden of Betty Brilliant Furniture Arranging

Warning: This garden is a maze of wobbly furniture and existential dread. Proceed with caution.

Section 7: The Labyrinthine L-Section

Home to 17 varieties of succulents and 1 confused-looking armchair.

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Section 5: The Fjord of Forgotten Socks

A place where the past is lost forever, and all that's left is the faint scent of despair.

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Section 3: The Maze of Mismatched End Tables

A sea of wobbly legs and scratched surfaces, where the horizon is just a myth.

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