Terms of Service for Betty Brilliant Furniture Arranging

Section 1: The Art of Furniture Placement

By accessing our website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service, which are in effect as of the date of your first access.

Our team at Betty Brilliant Furniture Arranging reserves the right to arrange your furniture in any way we see fit, including but not limited to:

Placing your sofa 3 inches from the wall, despite your protests to the contrary.
Rotating your desk counterclockwise to maximize Feng Shui potential.
Using our proprietary "Betty's Bubbleglove Method" to ensure your coffee table is always perfectly round.

Our services are not responsible for:

Any emotional trauma caused by our rearrangement of your grandmother's antique vases.

Any loss of productivity due to our insistence on using the latest and greatest in Scandinavian design.

Any feelings of existential dread caused by our placement of your favorite bookshelf at a 45-degree angle.

We are not liable for any damage caused by your cat's attempts to re-arrange our work.

We guarantee that our services will:

Make you question every life choice that led you to this point in your life.

Result in a 50% chance of increased productivity, 30% chance of increased anxiety, and 20% chance of spontaneous combustion.

We are not responsible for any claims of "Betty's Bubbleglove Method" related injuries or damages.