Challenge Accepted, Mortal!

Here are the Official Rules

  1. Rule 1: Don't be a Lummox. Use the correct font, size, and colors as specified above. No exceptions.
  2. Rule 2: The puzzles are not for the faint of heart. Be prepared for existential dread and crippling anxiety.
  3. Rule 3: You must complete at least 5 puzzles per week or be cast into the void.
  4. Rule 4: Don't even think about cheating. Our AI overlord will detect and punish you with an eternity of listening to elevator music.
  5. Rule 5: You must like it. If you don't, you're wrong.

Now that you know the rules, are you ready to face the void?

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