This fridge magnet has a mind of its own. It refuses to stick to anything, no matter how much force you apply. We're talking hours of futile attempts, only to have it fall to the bottom of the fridge like a rebellious teenager.

Workarounds:

• Use a stronger magnet, but let's be real, you probably won't have one that's strong enough.
• Try using a different type of fridge, but honestly, this one's been around since the 70s.
• Just accept that the magnet is a sentient being and leave it alone.