Warning: This puzzle is so mind-bogglingly complex, it's been known to induce existential dread in even the most hardened logician.
Will you be able to unravel the threads of this diabolical conundrum, or will you succumb to its maddening grip?
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1. You have 10 minutes to solve the puzzle.
2. You may not ask for help.
3. Good luck, friend.