THE CHEAT'S LAMENT

Oh, the humanity! I've been caught, I've been caught red-handed! My reputation is ruined, my friends are all talking.

It was just one little cheat code, just one tiny exploit, and now I'm known as the cheat of the century!

I've been to the depths of the game's codebase, and I've found the secret to infinite lives, but now I'm stuck in an endless loop of shame.

My only solace is the knowledge that I'll always have a home in the land of the cheat, where the pixels are plentiful and the snacks are always free.