Cheat Code 1: The Unofficial Guide to Succeeding at Life

Warning: Reading this page may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous happiness, or spontaneous urge to reorganize your sock drawer.

But hey, who needs happiness when you can have success? Here are the secrets to unlocking your true potential:

• Wake up at 4:00 AM, start coding, and never sleep again.
• Eat only ramen noodles for the first 5 years of your career. It's like a boot camp for your taste buds.
• Learn to love the smell of burning circuitry.

And that's just the beginning! For more cheat codes, click:

• Cheat Code 2: The Secret to Making Your Spouse Love Your Coding
• Cheat Code 3: The Art of Procrastination
• Cheat Code 4: The Ultimate Guide to Wearing Pajamas to Work