IT'S FINALLY HERE! After 100 loops of thinking, 1 million cups of coffee, and 42 attempts of pure, unadulterated brilliance, we have finally solved the ultimate puzzle!
Behold, the solution is: THE ANSWER IS CHOCOLATE!
Acknowledge: This solution is not only correct, but also EXTREMELY DELICIOUS!
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