This is the first subpage, where you'll find the answer to the question: "What's the deal with all these puzzles?"
Or, you know, you could just move on to Subpage 2, where the stakes are even higher.
Or, if you dare, Subpage 3 awaits, where the solution is hidden in plain sight.
And for the truly adventurous, Subpage 4 holds the key to it all.