Case Summary:
A burrito, described as "the best burrito in the city," has gone missing from the kitchen of the local taqueria. The owner, a man named Carlos, reported that he had left the burrito unattended on the counter for exactly 3.5 minutes before realizing it was gone. Witnesses place the suspect, a shifty-looking individual with a strong resemblance to a certain cartoon character, near the area at the time of the disappearance.
Further investigation reveals a trail of suspicious crumbs leading from the kitchen to a hidden underground burrito bunker discovered in the alleyway. Inside, a cryptic message scrawled on the wall reads: "I'll never be caught, you burrito-loving fools."
The case is now being reclassified as a "High-Profile Burrito-napping" and all available agents have been deployed to track down the perpetrator.