It was a leap of reason, not faith, that led us here. Our quantum quagmire of a brain has been unraveling, thread by thread, like a tapestry of deceit.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have reached the end of the line. Our quantum entanglements have been untangled, our paradoxes have been resolved, and our mind has been restored to its former, slightly-better-than-average self.
Or have we?