We're the ones who decide
What's too saucy or too bland. We're the guardians of the condiment council.
We have the power to make or break a meal.
So, don't mess with us.
Or you'll face the wrath of the condiment council!
Join us, and together we can:
- Condemn the tyranny of mayonnaise.
- Uphold the sacred tradition of ketchup.
- Explore the uncharted territories of relish.