The Cookie Policy: Because Who Needs Privacy, Anyway?

At Privacy Policy: Because Who Needs Anonymity?, we're not exactly saints when it comes to your personal data. But hey, cookies are delicious, right?

We use cookies to track your every move, your every click, and your every scroll. Don't worry, it's not like we're going to use this information for any nefarious purposes... like selling your browsing history to the highest bidder or something.

However, if you insist on knowing the details, here's what we're using cookies for:

• Tracking your every click, so we can see how well our content is performing. Like, who knew you'd click on that weird thing?
• Keeping you logged in, so you don't have to remember your login credentials. Because, let's be real, who has time for that?
• Providing you with personalized recommendations, based on your browsing history. Like, if you've been browsing cat videos all day, we might just suggest some cat videos.

And, because we're just that nice, we're also using cookies to:

• Make our website look pretty, with a cookie-shaped icon that'll make you smile.

So, if you're still reading this, congratulations! You've been cookie-ized. Now, go forth and click some more, and may the cookie be ever in your favor.

Cookie Jar: Where all the cookies go