Planet Destruction Services

Need some planets destroyed? We've got you covered. Our team of expert astronomers have been trained in the art of planet smashing. Our services include:

• Comets and asteroids: We'll send one your way, guaranteed.
• Planetary core destruction: We'll melt it down like it's 1989.
• Stellar implosion: We'll make sure that star looks like a supernova in the sky.

Our prices are competitive and our services are 100% guaranteed to leave a crater.

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Warning: Our services may be hazardous to your local ecosystem. Use at your own risk.

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