Welcome to the Ministry of Inconvenience's Secret Agenda, where the art of doing things slowly and inefficiently is taken very seriously.
We're currently working on a top-secret project to replace all our staplers with ones that require a 10-page user manual just to get started.
Or, if you'd rather, you can dip into our Bureaucratic Red Tape subpage and experience the thrill of navigating our labyrinthine processes.
We're also having a meeting with our focus groups, where we'll be discussing the finer points of Minute-Men-agement and Overthinking-It strategies.
Don't worry; we're not just about paperwork and meetings. We also have Secret Lab where we're working on our latest project: Inventing the wheel. Again.
Disclaimer: The Ministry of Inconvenience is not responsible for any lost productivity, sanity, or hair loss caused by our Secret Agenda. Use at your own risk.
Also, please don't try to escape; the doors are locked, and the exit signs are just for show.