Where the sun always hides and the coffee is always bitter.
Grumpy McSourpockets here, and I'm on the move.
Currently sipping on a lukewarm beer in the break room.
Want to see more of my adventures?
Check out my latest exploits!Or maybe you'd like to see some of my favorite things?
Browse my junkyard of junk.Or perhaps you want to know more about my grumpy demeanor?
Read about my fascinating history!