Warning: This page is not actually a medical condition, but rather a Syndrome of Disconnection from reality. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Don't worry, it's just a Paradoxical Potion that's to blame. Try drinking more of it, and you'll be fine.
Quantum Quarantine for when reality gets too real
Chronal Therapy for when time gets too tight
Transdimensional Travel Agency for when you need to get outta here