According to our top-secret research team, the meaning of life is, in fact, nothing.
We've spent years studying the universe, and we've come to the conclusion that it's just one big, meaningless mess.
We've created a series of subpages to distract you from this bleak reality:
Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, you can ask for help from our team of highly trained, completely useless experts.
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