Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
Why did the apple join a band? Because it wanted to be a core member!
What did the grape say to the other grape? "Bunch of you, let's get out of here!"
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
Why did the strawberry get kicked out of the bar? Because it was making a fruit-ful impression!
What do you call a group of bananas in a bar? A peeling good time!