Welcome, pitiful traveler, to the realm of eternal darkness. You've stumbled into a place where the skies are always black and the sun never shines. The air is thick with the stench of despair and desperation.
You're not sure how you got here, but it's likely because you clicked on a suspicious link or ate a bad tuna sandwich. The important thing is that you're stuck now, so you might as well make yourself at home.