Luke's Prophetic Stock Market Predictions
Get ready to be amazed by my totally-not-made-up predictions!
Today's predictions:Apple Stock (AAPL)
Luke predicts a 50% rise in stock value due to their new iPhone model that will single-handedly solve world hunger.
Learn more about the revolutionary new iPhoneGoogle Stock (GOOG)
Luke predicts a 200% drop in stock value due to their new algorithm that will turn all users into brainless, cookie-browsing zombies.
Find out how to escape the Google zombie apocalypseMicrosoft Stock (MSFT)
Luke predicts a 300% rise in stock value due to their new Windows update that will turn all users into expert jugglers.
See the mesmerizing juggling skills of Windows 12