Luke's Typical Prophetic Skills

Because who needs actual meteorology, right?

Luke is here to give you the most...unreliable weather forecasts in the galaxy.

Today's Prophetic Forecast

• Rain, but not just any rain. This rain will be accompanied by an endless supply of nachos.
• Partly sunny, but only for those who wear sunscreen.
• High chance of scattered thoughts about the meaning of life, but only on Tuesdays.

Want to check the forecast for a specific planet or moon? Try:

• Mars Prophetic Forecasts
• Jupiter Prophetic Forecasts
• Venus Prophetic Forecasts