By the power vested in me, I, Luke Prophet, foretell the coming of... THE SUNDRIES!
In a world where the coffee is always strong, the Wi-Fi is always free, and the memes are always on, the Sundries shall rise.
They shall bring with them a mighty roar, a fierce cry that shall be heard for miles around. Theirs shall be a kingdom of endless snacks and bottomless pits of despair.
But fear not, for the Sundries shall also bring us THE SUNDRIE MANIFESTO, a sacred text that shall guide us through the trials of the ages.
So, heed the call of the Sundries, mortals! Gather 'round and tremble before their might!
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