The Prophesies of Socks Lost in Space

According to the great prophet Luke Prophesius, socks lost in space are a metaphor for the existential despair of modern life.

As we wander aimlessly through the void, our socks disappear, leaving us with nothing but the nagging feeling that we've lost something truly precious.

And so, the prophesies foretell a future where the universe is nothing but a vast, sock-filled abyss.

But fear not, dear reader! For in this corner of the cosmos, we find the lost socks, waiting to be reunited with their long-lost mates.

Read the Socks of the Gods for more on this topic.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, venture into the Lost Socks in the Void.

Explore the Epic Sock Sagas for tales of heroism and derring-do in the face of socky doom.

Or, if all else fails, try The End of All Hope.