Today's Celestial Predictions
Apollo prophets foretell a moonlit night, full of wonder and despair.
- Chance of lunar eclipse: 99.9%
- Probability of spontaneous human combustion: 0%
- Odds of world's end: 100% (don't worry, it's not that bad)
Also, a special message from the prophets:
"Beware the dark side of the moon! For it is full of... um... darkness!"