Prophetic Parking Lot of Despair: Prophecy of the End Times Coffee Machine

The End Times Are Coming, and the Coffee is Getting Cold

According to our most reliable sources, the End Times are upon us, and the coffee machine is on the brink of collapse.

But fear not, dear prophets! For in this, the Prophetic Parking Lot of Despair, we shall find solace in the bitter taste of despair and the warmth of our coffee-fueled existential dread.

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