Thus spoke the Oracle of the Golden Toaster: "Beware, mortals, for the toast shall rise!
And lo, the Scone of the Ancients shall crumble, bringing forth a deluge of jam and cream.
And when the Great and Powerful shall stir, the coffee shall flow like a mighty river, and the creamer shall overflow with delight!
Thus spoke the Prophet of the Pecan Pie: "The crust shall crack, and the filling shall spill, and the mortals shall cry!"
But then, the Prophet of the Pecan Pie spoke again, "Fear not, for the pie shall be reborn, and the mortals shall feast!"