Transcribed from the dusty pages of the forgotten library of Eldrador, this ancient scroll is said to hold the most cryptic and least accurate predictions in all of history.
Warning: the prophecies within are not to be taken seriously. Or, you know, at all.
It is foretold that a chicken will one day rise from the depths of the kitchen, its feathers aflapant and its gobble unrelenting.
It is said that the chicken will not be satisfied with its mere existence, but will instead seek to reclaim its rightful place on the throne of the kitchen.
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