Behold, mortal, the third scroll of the damned! Within these hallowed pages, you shall find the cryptic musings of the great prophet, Zorvath.
Warning: the following prophecies are not to be taken seriously. Or are they?
The end of the world is near... or is it?
A great and terrible beast of a cat shall rise...
...and devour all the world's supply of cheese.
But fear not, for on the horizon...
...a hero shall emerge, with a cape made of feathers.
And the people shall rejoice, until the cat gets bored.
— Zorvath, the Great Prophet
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