Aประก 4 days, 3 cups of coffee, 2 energy drinks, 1 existential crisis, and 0 productivity.
Spent 5 hours reorganizing sock drawers while muttering 'just 5 more minutes'.
Read Confidential MemoAccidentally superglued shoes to the floor while trying to 'just take a quick break.'
Read Tuesday MishapsSpent 30 minutes arguing with AI chatbot that 'it's just a phase' is not an adequate response to existential crisis.
ประก Read Wednesday PhilosophyAccidentally joined online forum for 'Caffeine Overload Support Group' thinking it was a real thing. Spoke to 12 other people for 3 hours.
Read Thursday SupportDecided to 'get ahead of the game' and started planningประก for the weekend. Spent 4 hours reorganizing sock drawers... again.
Read Friday Planning