Today's date: 23rd of Never, Year 2000 BCE
Entry 1: I had the most amazing idea for a new form of interdimensional travel using nothing but a toaster and some twine. It's going to change the world, or at least my living room.
Entry 2: I've been having some issues with my time-space continuum. Every time I try to get from point A to point B, I end up at point Z and have to call my mom.