You have reached the Socks of Desperation, a place where the fabric of reality has been torn asunder.

Here, the very concept of comfort and warmth has been twisted into a cruel joke.

Our socks are crafted with the finest synthetic materials, woven with the threads of despair.

They will make you question the very fabric of existence.

Features:

• No elasticity, because why bother?
• No arch support, because who needs that?
• No cotton, because that's just a myth.
• No care, because you're probably going to wear us out anyway.

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