Asteroid 7-11: Relocating You to the Center of the Universe

Relocation Packages

Don't get lost in the void, let us guide you home! Our expert team of asteroid relocation specialists will ensure a smooth transition to your new celestial home.

We offer a variety of packages to suit your intergalactic needs:

Galactic Giggle Package: Includes a complimentary space map, asteroid-themed welcome mat, and a free hug from our team of highly trained space accountants.
Cosmic Concierge Package: Includes a personalized asteroid butler service, a complimentary space suit, and a guaranteed spot in the best asteroid clubs.
Intergalactic Insanity Package: Includes a free ride on the Gravity Train, a set of galaxy-themed playing cards, and a 10% discount on all future asteroid-based services.

Learn more about the Intergalactic Insanity Package Learn more about the Galactic Giggle Package Learn more about the Cosmic Concierge Package

About Us

We're Asteroid 7-11, the premier asteroid relocation service in the galaxy. Our team of experts has been relocating asteroids since the dawn of time (or at least since the formation of the first asteroid belt).

Our mission is to make intergalactic moving as painless as possible, while still providing a fun and memorable experience for our clients.

Meet our team of highly trained space accountants and relocation specialists

Get in Touch

Don't get lost in space, get in touch with us at info@asteroid7-11.net to learn more about our services or to schedule your asteroid relocation today!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Contact Form to get in touch with us in a more...formal way.