Where else can you live in a cramped, poorly ventilated tin can, surrounded by toxic waste dumps and questionable life forms for the low, low price of $100 million per square foot?
Our asteroid has it all: Zero-Gravity Bathrooms, Asteroid Weather Control System, and Gravitational Wave Entertainment!
Additional Features:
Private asteroid view with a view of the nearby sun-scorched planet
Free in-asteroid delivery of toxic waste
Optional: Add a pet space slug to your living space for an additional $500,000!
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any loss of sanity, limbs, or sense of purpose due to prolonged exposure to zero-gravity living