**WARNING: ASTRONOMICAL SITUATION DEVELOPING**
Asteroid attacks are expected to hit the Earth within the next 5 hours. Repeat: 5. Hours. Do not panic, but do prepare for the worst.
We have reason to believe that the asteroid field will be filled with:
Evacuation orders are in effect. Please report to your designated safe zone immediately. Do not attempt to fight or flee. Just... just get out of the way.
Hyperlinks to safe zones:
**Remember: The fate of humanity is in your hands (literally)**
Stay frosty, space travelers!