Weekly forecast for the planet's favorite celestial bodies:
Asteroid 1234 is at a close approach to Earth, with a 30% chance of impact. More info
The impact zone is currently experiencing a severe case of asteroid-induced panic. Panic meters at all-time highs
Asteroid 1234 will impact the planet's favorite coffee shop, causing a 100% chance of latte-fueled destruction. More info
Asteroid 5678 is passing by at a safe distance, with a 0% chance of impact. More info